No doubt I am the Buttermaker clone, except I don't drink Coors much to the chagrin of @red55 it makes that little punching bag looking deal in the back of the throat swell up something fierce. Spend all day thinking I need to hock up a loogie. DJ had just broke a 70 yard TD run and it got called back. I can't cuss, I can't berate the ref, I can't berate the kid, what else is there to do but throw a fit and roll on the ground.
Agree loved coaching the kids hated the parents...I had a team of 9 and 10 year olds with a super fast kid, in fact he will most likely be drafted into the nfl from Cal this year. Anyways I would get him to the edge and it was over. however he had a flaw if he got hit, he would fumble. After 7 fumbles in one game I moved him to safety. Momma went to the league and cried racist...I finished the season and decieded to never coach again.