I don't know about that but I sure wouldn't drive to make sure you're not in any trouble with the local law after you've run a dam stop sign where there's a BIG FLASHING RED LIGHT crashing with a former softball player of mine. Nor would I have you over to my house for a beer at 8:00 on a week night and crawl under your vehicle to duct tape the shit back together. That I CAN tell you.
And pre-cell phones, I would never walk out of the woods three times a mile down the road to a pay phone to get one of our buds to come get the stuck vehicles out of the mud. And you wouldn't have showed right?