You better set your expectations for this season accordingly

I say we pull it out vs Canes. I have no clue how. Some breaks probably get some turnovers with defense. I'm saying 17-15. I still think program heading to the shitter , but that Sunday night we could be happy.

 

Brennan sucks dog ass.

 

Don't eat at Brennan's anytime soon.

 

Is anyone watching The Evil Dwarf's recruiting video being sponsored by ESPN? It was interesting seeing him ask Kobe Bryant leading questions to help promote the Crimson Turd. Kobe and Nick - the most disliked NBA player in the last ten years being interviewed by one of the most disliked college coaches. Lovely.

 

I'm an Arnaud's man.

 

I remember once feeling Merry and jumping for Joy but then they both told me they were married.

 

Spend it on coke and hookers. The rest waste it.

 

Yes, but offenses aren't plums at Rouses. You don't just walk over and pick one. You need to have a coaching staff that is capable of cultivating an offensive system. Look at the posts in here. It's all 'in defense we trust.'
For thirty years the offense at LSU has simply been the group of players on the field while the defense rests. We used to be able to beat teams 17-12 with only great defense. Now offenses have 28 points getting off the bus. Elmer ran a 1972 offense. Tip your cap ( or HAT ), he got us a title, but since then the game has changed and LSU's offense , to quote James Caan from The Godfather, has been 'walking out with its dick in its hands.'
You get a quality offense the same way you get that hot blonde's phone number - you commit to getting it.

 

A quality program doesn't go sniffing in the spring for other team's rejects. It's embarrassing.

 

If it's an injury plagued season it's the return of Hallman era. Look on bright side - 4:30 on game day and still tons of available parking spots.