Yoga Pants

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  1. el005639

    el005639 Founding Member

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    she thought i ll put these on and see how many guys i can get to look at my rear. then she pretends to be offended that someone actually looked.
     
  2. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I was at the corner store the other morning and this chic rolls in there with a big ol pair of fun bags "surgically enhanced" covered only by a wife beater that was stretched so tight I could have told you the thread count if I didn't have laser lock on her nipples. She knew I was looking, I'm sure the very audible "Good God" didn't do much to hide it but meh, whatever. She just smiled and bought her stuff.

    I knew that was going to be a good day.
     
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  3. el005639

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    years ago, i was working at home depot (trying to supplement the shit pay Marines get) closing the electrical department for the night. I was restocking the recessed lighting area, smoking hot chick walks in and points to the recessed lighting cover displays and says, can you help me the one i have at home does fill the hole...I looked at her laughed but didn't bite, said something like i needed additional information on the size of the hole. I later found out that she would do that to guys in the store and then later complain to the store manager when someone took her up on the "offer".
     
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    this is my favorite thread in the whole world!
     
  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    There is absolutely zero chance that I don't say something totally inappropriate in that situation. There may even have been some visual aid.
     
  6. el005639

    el005639 Founding Member

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    I was about 26 at the time and it was really difficult to not take the bait.
     
  7. HalloweenRun

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    My problem is that everything I say is inappropriate! All the time!
     
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  8. HalloweenRun

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    I let out a "holy shit" one time, and the girl said, "So you like it?" I said nothing else!
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    As it turns out she is friends with the girl that works the register. I asked her "your friend, she knows that shirt wasn't covering anything right"? She said oh yeah, she does that on purpose cause she is proud.

    God bless America
     
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  10. Bayou Tiger

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    Women who wear these, and don't have a shirt long enough to cover, are begging for someone to cop a feel. Too bad I'm not famous like Trump because I often want to grab some pussy.
     

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