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I got a flood warning on my phone but there's no rain forecast. Are Lesbians Against Trump planning to blow up the levee? Somebody stick a dyke in it.

Was stuck 6hrs. At Tampa airport last night. Had some pretty substantial stuff in the area

LMAO That has to be a "quote of the week" or something haha

Back in 2008, a weak tornado hit my neighborhood in the middle of the night. Our power had gone out, and we never knew we were under a tornado warning.

It freaked me out, so I made the mistake of buying a NOAA weather radio. In May of '09, a series of severe storms hit North and Central Texas. That was the day that the Cowboys indoor training facility at Valley Ranch collapsed during a storm. I kept getting warnings from about a 200-mile radius all night long. I took the batteries out of the freakin' thing, and it still kept going (I guess it had a charge.). I ended up taking a hammer to it that night, so that I could sleep.

Haven't owned one since--but sometimes, during severe weather season, I have a sleepless night here and there, not wanting to get caught sleeping through a tornado again.

So you had enough batteries to go around.

For once. Barely.