Who/What is Miles looking at?

maybe he could follow florida atlantic, or florida international, then he'd have a reason to gripe.

 

Since he seems to think so highly of Nutt and his program, I could get him an Arkansas hat and send it to him. They give them away at gas stations around here.

 

really?!? I don't think hog hats ever make it this far south. If so, no one displays them.

 

Look at where I'm from. 45 minute drive and I'm in Hogville. We've got one hell of a fine HS football team though. I shouldn't bring them up in this thread, GottabitchaboutsomethingorIamnothappyTIGER will start critiquing them also.

 

I've seen West Monroe play a few years back, what are ya'll feeding them guys? We don't grow them that big down here.

 

They get cornmeal and potatoes. Green beans on Thursdays.

 

I should've tried that about 10 years ago....might have helped a little.

 

He's looking up into the stands at me. I am using a mirror and flashlight to signal in the plays for him since he can't coach the team on his own. I am personally responsible for every win this season.

I am sorry about the Tennessee loss. I accept full responsibility. My flashlight batteries went dead at half time. I figured it was no big deal since we were ahead 21-0. So I decided to let Less let 'er rip and coach it up in the second half.

Lets just say that ever since then I always have spare batteries with me!

 

We won the game.

 

We won the game.