1. ...sometimes while you'r sleeping,.. a beaver will sneak up onto your mouth and eat your tongue.
  2. Only if you're lucky!
  3. Sorry to interrupt this intellectual conversation, but here's some trivia for you when you and your buddies are sitting around in the duck blind talking about things that might have been. 9 of the 11 LSU defensive starters in the 2011 Cowboy Classic against Oregon were on NFL rosters to open the 2013 season.
  4. ...well, I guess that explains it.
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  5. I like ducks, but Beaver is my favorite...(Wide open)
  6. Damn, I thought that said, "I like dicks......" I never got to beavers. Geez, I about pooped in my pants, coming out of the closet on the forum would have been epic. I have got to read slower and maybe try glasses every once in awhile.
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  7. ULL. Awful lot of family went there.
  8. What a great story Steve, thanks for sharing :)

    I've pretty much always liked Georgia second. I usually flip back and forth if Georgia and LSU are playing at the same time (mostly just to check the score and try to catch highlight in Georgia's games during commercials or halftime). Of course, if they're playing LSU, I wish them good luck but I'm pulling for my Tigers. :)
  9. Well, I like NAVY on principle and don't like to see USAFA or Army run over, but don't mind them losing. At all.

    Real Football:

    There are not many I don't like, but my hate list would be:
    Tennessee (can't stand Rocky Top) It is harder to hate without Phil, but I still got a lot of hate in me..And that fleabag dog is pitiful.
    All those geo-Florida schools, too damn many
    The Ohio State University, hell, make it all the big 10 except for Penn State
    Whoever those morons are in SEC that ring the cowbell...That ain't even up to gay...in fact anyone that rings cowbells
    Any mimes that play football. Or midgets.
    Nebraska
    Anything from New Mexico
    Or Kansas...what in the hell is rock chalk Jayhawk anyway...don't even really rhyme
    Colorado State...I don't even know why
    Connecticut hell the stadium is as big as the state, that just ain't right!
    Oh yeah, Maryland..they just suck
    But my NUMBER 1 hate school, just this year displacing The Ohio State University is........
    Texas friggin A&M.....Between Johnny Douchebag and "butt hurt" Dayum! Firggin Wanabe military guys. FUGUM!
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  10. I really can't argue with anything on your list, plus it was funny. :)