What is it?

circumcision tool?

 

That was my first thought, but got shot down. I think martin maybe right with the corn shucker.

 

that would have to be a ring cutter then.

 

it cuts rings off fingers of fat people?

 

If that is it then I call foul, because the phallic shaped clue threw everyone waaaaay off.

 

earlier i was gonna say cast remover, because the blade looked like the kind that cuts hard stuff but not flesh as easily. but casts arent shaped llike dongs. but neither are rings.

we should have gotten it. anywys that was a good one.

 

That was a good one.