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You're up (again)!

I think you may have given up too easy on that one.

Here ya go. Have fun with this one. Let the jokes begin.

Collender?

lol I wouldn't want to drain my rice in it

I think I know, but I'll not guess. Key word: Southern hemisphere

It's part of Hannibal Lecter's Mardi Gras costume.

Prophylactic for these?

Nope. Your first guess was a little "closer to home".

lol