What are your rules of life?

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by bayareatiger, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

    1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
    2) Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line...

    but seriously...

    Relationships:
    1) Men stay the same
    2) Women constantly change
    3) Men commit to women thinking they'll stay the same, women commit to men thinking they can change them.

    Tailgating:
    1) It's better too have too much than not enough
    2) I swear to God the whole f***ing world's against us (this is more of a given than a rule)
    3) Improvise, adapt, and overcome
    4) When in doubt, drop trou and see what happens.

    Sports/Rec:
    1) It's not over till the clock hits triple zeroes
    2) Life and football are a game of inches
    3) I'd rather be lucky than good.
    4) Always bet on black

    and lastly....

    Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes
    and
    life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it.


    edit: i forgot my dad's favorite: "Never trust a skinny chef"
     
  2. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

    *raises hand*

    and im pretty sure i learned it from posted movie.:hihi:
     
  3. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

    I polish my shoes on every other third Thursday.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    The Wisdom of Lazarus Long:

    Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must ..." designates some thing that need not be done.

    Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

    It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.

    You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

    One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.

    Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

    Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

    There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.​
     
  5. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

    A friend of mine couple years back bought a camp at Lake Rosemond. While cleaning up the place we found a bottle of Shinola! Had a good laugh. In honor of my grandfather who taught me, I shine my own shoes!

    My aunt used to preach the following to me and my three brothers when we were in school: PRAY, PREPARE, PERSERVERE !
     
  6. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy


    You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
     
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  7. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

    case in mother effing point------------------:cuss:


    2theadvocate.com | News | Street closures at LSU continue — Baton Rouge, LA

     
  8. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

  9. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

    yeah i would assume they cut off traffic at coates hall lot/ howe russell lot parking. is that right? is the building next to coates howe russell? i forget.

    more worried about if it kicks people off the parade grounds and they go looking for new spots. only once since 95 have we lost our spot for not staking claim early enough and it's been my solemn vow never to lose our spot again. :angryfire
     
  10. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

    if it kicks people off the parade grounds, katt is in trouble and im pissed!

    but i am hoping that for weekends, the rules are relaxed. kinda like the road access arms (or lack of access) that are opened up for the weekends.
     

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