1. Everything happens for a reason!

    Failing is not falling down..Failing is not getting back up!

    BiSexual Woman are AWESOME

    Never pay for something...that if you put some effort forth you can get for free!

    Lord loves a working man

    Dont trust whitey

    See a doctor and get rid of it
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  2. i keep telling myself that.....

  3. Practice what you preach, colon cowboy.
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  4. Left, right, left, again.

    Wipe til there is no more brown.

    Never vote for a relative or an incumbent.
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  5. [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyS0oHLNFA[/MEDIA]
  6. Okay show of hands, who knew it was shoe polish before Red posted that?
  7. does "mother's" count? i love that place.


    seriously, no rules for life.
  8. Don't squat with yer spurs on.

    Your chances of winning the lottery get a lot better when you buy a ticket.

    Try real hard to make a different mistake each time.

    Don't say "I love you" unless you mean it.

    Remember to say the two little words every woman wants to hear: "Yes, Dear."
  9. The boomers are the last generation that polished their shoes.
  10. I did, but I didn't know what FUBU was.:hihi: