"What a crowd! What a turnout!"

I don't give a rat's ass about Melania's shoes, but to use a disaster relief visit to boast about the crowd size he drew was typical Trump assholery.

 

I approve for the general use of the term, assholery.

I will try to use that in more structured sentences from here on

 

They'll get hella dirty but nice kicks Melania has.

 

And that white USA cap he's now modeling? Well, who could have guessed it... available only online at donaldtrump.com, the proceeds of which will be applied to his reelection campaign.

An asshole grifter.

 

White! Must be a KKK hat.

 

I know women have a thing for shoes but to me it looks like she is wearing an ordinary pair of white sneakers

 

They are. Leftists got their knickers in a bunch because she left DC in stilettos.


You don't like these Bengal?


I mean not for yourself but maybe you like pumps.

 

Depends on who is filling the shoe.

 

Queue al bundy

 

That's not what I meant. I don't want to see Al in the shoes but some of the babes who came in his store is another story.