Welp, I can't say I've ever heard of sleeping pods in a "locker room."

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  1. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    spooning leads to forking
     
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  2. TerryP

    TerryP Founding Member

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    Have you realized that you, when addressing a little original banter, always resort to sophomoric, sexually based *insults/comments?*
     
  3. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    Here's a little gump story, and I preclude by reminding everyone that my son spent two years living in Birmingham. A young couple moved in 2 doors from me a couple of years ago, and the guy flies a 'Bama flag every Saturday afternoon in the fall. Don't even know their names; I've tried waving or calling out a hello numerous times, and every time he looks at me like I owe him money. So I know him only as the Bama asshole two doors down. Now during TS Barry, the homeowner between the two of us evacuated, and she neglected to protect her garbage can. The storm knocked it over and blew a little bit of trash onto Bama asshole's yard. I watched the dude during a break in the wind go outside, pick up the trash and put it - not back in the can, but on the owner's front porch. Then he dragged the can back onto her driveway, not even bothering to stand it up again. Later, my wife told our son about this on the phone, and she told him how we only know them as Bama fans - "not saying that that has anything to do with it." Our son said, "Yes it does, they're assholes. Its just what they are." He lived among them for 2 years; he should know.
     
  4. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    So they didnt poison her trees?
     
  5. XXL TideFan

    XXL TideFan Founding Member

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    He has a disturbing fascination with incest also.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    That woulda got me locked
    up for a weekend.

    Damn. I love it. Buy your own fucking dustbuster. More sleep pods.
     
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  8. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    He can debate the theoretical disadvantages while you and @TerryP can share the practical conveniences.
     
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  9. TerryP

    TerryP Founding Member

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    If I didn't know you, I'd think you copied and pasted that.

    A hat tip.

    Fuckin' idiot ...

    While listening to ...

     
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  10. CalcoTiger

    CalcoTiger Live Long and Prosper IVI

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    At least I'm not an arrogant condescending know it all that loves cheaters

    Do you realize no one gives a flying crap what you think. . Least of all me.

    You want me to make you look like the country gump you are and focus all my smart ass skills on you again where you go begging your mama for her bare tit again. I bet she is so tired of feeding you milk the last 50 years.

    Just keep acting stupid. I had let you off easy as a favor to Tiger. why don't you just go molest some farm animal and give your sister a break .oops I did it again. I sure feel better How bout you gump keep poking the bees nest and you'll get the swarm.

    If I did want to listen to a condescending Jack ass I would find someone a hell of a lot smarter than a stupid gump.
     
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