He is black (African, in fact.) Hilarious kid, as are my other Native Africans in his class, Betha and Betrekulu.
Call her Perpetua Motion. You would get in trouble if you just called her Perp. Perpetua Motion and the Perp Walks
La-a sounds like an urban legend. So do the twins names Orangello and Lemonjello. Somebody posted earlier in this thread that he was working at the hospital when the twins were named. Both are probably urban legends but since there are so many people naming their kids weird names it's probable that somebody heard the urban legends and thought those would be good names for their own kids.
From stupid names to stupid naming....there's a guy living in this area, first name Palmer. He had 5 sons, all of whom he also named Palmer.
Then don't believe it. We're trading stories here, Dweezil. None of these names come with certificates of authenticity.