Oh but I am. It is just that sarcasm can be either good or ill intentioned. Sometimes you can't tell the difference, especially when you don't know the person.
I'm running out of choices here. I'm told I can't say Monkeys here, and now you say Marmosets don't like pop tarts. I wonder if Rinos like pop tarts.
First, stare all the monkeys down while eating a banana. Then feed them BonBons injected with Crown Royal. Oh, and wear an O'Bama Nation t-shirt.