Week 1 NCAA Football

Damn Vern has risen from the grave again. We have to listen to him on CBS this year.

 

Shit I didn't even know they were, still living on the ghost of Christmas past I guess.

 

statue of liberty and the black smurf who proposed to the cheerleader.

 

He could be related to Keith Richards. From the Undead Family

 

Vern just told us it's been a tough afternoon for Louiville coach Bobby Trevino. Lee's son?

 

Or Verne is Hawthorne's brother

 

Somebody please tell louisville their helmets look like they have a giant used tampon on the side

 

The barn may win this thing, but I am unimpressed with this mushchump defense. They look slow and undisciplined and afraid to win their side of the ball.

Just saw a louisville cheerleader pick her nose. Class.

 

She was just scratching the side of her nose. Ask Jerry Seinfeld