Better yet, buy a farm and you can legally buy untaxed gasoline wholesale to fill your 1,000 gallon fuel tank. Then just fill up your tractor and drive to work.
Excellent idea! I don't know how the people in the slow lane of I-10 will feel about that, but F'em. At least I'll be getting cheap gasoline.
my great aunt has an underground tank and a pump at her house, she bought it in the 70's. it is awesome.