1. Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

  2. I was going to come back and say something to you...but I figure CN has already busted down your front door and stomped a hole in you. So, I will not waste my time, since you are probably already dead. RIP.
  3. One day we are gonna open the paper up and Chuck Norris will really have killed someone with a roundhouse.





























    But until then.............

    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
  4. Chuck wouldn't waste his time on such a miniscule heckler. He has an army of drones that would gladly die just to stomp a mudhole in him. The delta force has probably already been there and gone. poor martin. Chuck is probably enjoying a cigar right now, lit off martin's smoking azz.

    :hihi: