You need to run them on a tread mill first. That will make them very mad and want to fight. Otherwise, poke one of them in the eye and see what happens.
You would be correct, drugs would make me normal.:wink: All jokes aside I use to wear a shirt that read Why Be Normal? Keep in mind I'm still trying to figure out what normal is but I have figured out that liberals are far from normal!:grin:
Hopefully he doesnt. Like you said, American public is very sensitive about animal abuse. Especially man's best friend. Weight classes? Approved hormone use? Do we need to BYO Rape Stand? We travel more in the killer bunny circut, but I'll bring our fightin' cow out and see what kind of fight she's got in her.
Funny enough, ESPN Classic is running some Dog competition shows. The logo at the top says its "Dog Week". Ironic huh?
Another funny thing was that on First Take they had the producer for the Simpsons Movie on there and the clip they showed was Homer driving a dog sled across the snow excessively whipping the dogs then the dogs turn on him and maul him leaving him in the snow.