USC

I have a lot of family that lives in Cali and i went there for thanksgiving 2 years ago when Palmer was in the heisman race and no one was even talkin about it. I saw them again this thangsgiving and only 1 person said something in the meantime all the LSU people had our gear on and made everyone in the family watch the LU-Akransas game we sreamed so loud that we almost got kicked out of the hotel well the whole point of the story is

USC SUCKS

 

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Well...Go get' em, Tiger!!! Just be careful. If you're going to go down--go down swinging and take a few of them with ya!

 

Pretty sure USC recruited Favorite didn't they?

 

USC looks solid next year & so are we. Let's review this year ranking.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/rankings #1
USA/ESPN http://www.mratings.com/rate/cf-bcs.htm #1
Massey http://www.cfrc.com/Ratings_2003/WK_17.htm #1
Billingsley http://www.colleyrankings.com/ #1
Colley http://www.andersonsports.com/football/ACF_frnk.html #1
A&H http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~prwolfe/cfootball/ratings.htm #1
Wolfe http://www.kiva.net/~jsagarin/sports/cfsend.htm #1
Sagarin http://www.dunkelindex.com/Division1Arankings.html #1
Dunkel http://www.mratings.com/cf/compare.htm
Southern California: AP Champ, NYT and Sporting News (who cares)
Explain how USC is #1 when these are the facts:
1. LSU strength of schedule (13th) > USC's sos (34th)
2. LSU's margin of victory (22.9) > USC's mov (22.3)
3. LSU wins (13) > USC wins (12)
4. LSU top 25 wins (4) > USC top 35 wins (2)
5. LSU top 10 wins (3) > USC top 10 wins (2)
6. LSU top 35 wins (6) > USC top 35 wins (4)
7. LSU loss to top 25 Florida > USC loss to unranked Cal
8. LSU common opponents (Auburn, Arizona) results > USC common opponents results. (LSU beat both teams by +1 more than USC. LSU was up 31-0 against Auburn just after halftime when backups came in. USC had starters in entire game with game 16-0 in middle of 4th.
9. LSU All Americans > USC All Americans
10. LSU won legitimate national title under the system both teams agreed to.
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teamscordef.html Scoring Defense #1, USC #17
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teamtotdef.html Total Defense #1, USC #30
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teampassdef.html LSU #18 Passing Dee, USC #110
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teamrushdef.html LSU #3 in Rushing Dee allowed 5 TDs, USC rushing Dee allowed 9
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teamdefpasseff.html LSU was #2 in Passing Efficiency Dee behind Nebraska ahead of #26 USC
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teampasseff.html LSU was #11 behind #5 USC in passing efficiency
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teampassint.html Passes intercepted #6 almost tied with OU & USC
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teampuntret.html Punt returns #6
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_teamnetpunt.html Net punting #13
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/defense.jsp?div=1&seq=38 Passes defended, both Webster & Daniels in the Top 5
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/national rankings/IA_playerrush.html Justin Vincent rushed for 1001 yards in limited action.
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/single game/IA_teamdefrush.html LSU held 12 opponents under 100 yards rushing, S. Carolina had 0 yds.
http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/Internet/toughest schedule/ia_9games_cumm.pdf LSU had the 15th toughest schedule, OU 21st, USC 34th.

 

I'm hoping we both end next years season undefeated and meet in the Orange Bowl!!!!!

 

Re: Re: USC

Nice work, Tiger 1958

...where were you when I needed help on my term papers?

...if I need research done I'd call you first!

 

Dude, I know that like me you've probably been to USC/Stanford games before. All you're gonna do is wake a few people up from their afternoon siestas.

...and then they'll roll over and go back to sleep.

C'mon now, watching PAC-1 football live creates malaise. You can't blame folks for sleepwalking in and out of the stadium, right?

Biff and Buffy might have to re-adjust their white team USC turtlenecks after you pick them by them but just remember...
they're FAR more important than you or I. Hell we CARE about our team! Hell, they care more about selecting the right vintage wine than their team!

P.S. Their band is FAR more obnoxious than their fans could EVER be...

 

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