Okay, so disco went "out" when I was in 4th grade, so I never actually made it to a disco. I did dance to some disco at a wedding two weeks ago, though.
I got a fever and the only cure is more Disco Put on some Donna summer or Saturday Night Fever and tell me you don't sing along. They should do a Disco Night for one of the Saturday Night Home football games They could call it Saturday Night Fever In Tiger Stadium !!!
On the off chance that senior discos exist this could work out to your financial advantage. Instead of plying women with liquor, qualudes and cocaine you can offer to buy them prune juice or Geritol. Turn that Maalox moment into a magic moment. And don't forget your Viagra
That would be awesome too at least it would bring disco back in the conversation and even bad pub is good look at kim kardashian
Seriously, @CalcoTiger I can only see this ending badly for you. Best case scenario, you throw out your back during your first dance and have to go home and eat pain pills while lying on a heating pad. This is a good thing. It will prevent you from dancing until you have a massive coronary during the second dance.
what a way to go though doing what you love. Only thing better would be to die of a heart attack at 80 after LSU won the NC on a last second play. Cant wait to meet Charley Mac in heaven.
