University of Georgia's Basketball "Test"

Damn!!!!!!! My 5 years to play 4 have long since past.:cuss::cuss::cuss:

 

29. A team bus leaves Athens, GA traveling at 70 MPH towards Atlanta. Calculate the mass and area of the total ass-whipping endured in the SEC Championship Game. Round your answer to the nearest Touchdown and do not use fractions to calculate beatings. Hint: Use the formula from the 9/20/03 Game and multiply by the total amount of ego deflation.

*BONUS* - Calculate the odds of UGA defeating LSU in football next year. Hint: Multiply by zero.

 

Alright, everyone be honest... who missed number 10?

 

To be totally honest, I had to use process of elimination to get #4
right. But then, I'm not from Georgia, either.

 

30) Please fill in the following blanks:

A is to B as C is to : ____

31) Bonus:

Name as many of your baby's mommas as you can. If you have none then, well, you shouldn't be at UGA anyway....

 

32. What type of ball is used in the game of basketball?

Bonus: What color is it? What shape?

 

33. History question: Name the color of General Lee's white horse.

 

I got #10 right. I didn't forget about the play-in game!!

 

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I guess you could always ask who is buried in Grant's tomb. But at UGA, they would probably get tomb and womb confused. Probably a filth year senior question.

 

I knew 65 teams played, but I didn't know what the name of their arena was and that there were 32 minutes in a high school game. Two straight embarrasing offseasons for Georgia. I am glad we don't have these problems here(knock on wood).