Tua does pottery, knits, and goes to book clubs on the weekends. (it's ok ladies, we expect it from you)

When you ask Tua if he wants to "burn", he busts out scented candles lol

If you say you aren't feeling well, Tua holds your hand, strokes your forearm, and tells you, "he's there for you", (I promise ladies...it's ok when you do it...)

I was at a Sonic yesterday. The #2 was some combo but it wasn't called a mustard burger. I got the new Philly cheesesteak they have been advertising. It wasn't all that good but it was edible.

Thst's great, but you're breaking my momentum...

Tua is Manti Teo's fake dead girlfriend.

Tua took his sister to the prom, but (to be fair), it was also his mother, aunt and biological grandmother, so that's basically 4 dates in 1 night playa!!

Tua's idol is Caitlyn Jenner. He would like to ask her out on a date, but she still has too many of her teeth which he finds unattractive. Cause in Alabama there's a reason they call it a Toothbrush. Here's his last girlfriend:

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Horse is an acquired taste.

That's what I tell all my girlfriends...
Duh, dun chisssh