Tua wipes back to front

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  1. ehusson80

    ehusson80 Founding Member

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    Tua does pottery, knits, and goes to book clubs on the weekends. (it's ok ladies, we expect it from you)
     
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    When you ask Tua if he wants to "burn", he busts out scented candles lol
     
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    ehusson80 Founding Member

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    If you say you aren't feeling well, Tua holds your hand, strokes your forearm, and tells you, "he's there for you", (I promise ladies...it's ok when you do it...)
     
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    I was at a Sonic yesterday. The #2 was some combo but it wasn't called a mustard burger. I got the new Philly cheesesteak they have been advertising. It wasn't all that good but it was edible.
     
  5. ehusson80

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    Thst's great, but you're breaking my momentum...
     
  6. Bengal B

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    Tua is Manti Teo's fake dead girlfriend.
     
  7. ehusson80

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    Tua took his sister to the prom, but (to be fair), it was also his mother, aunt and biological grandmother, so that's basically 4 dates in 1 night playa!!
     
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    Tua's idol is Caitlyn Jenner. He would like to ask her out on a date, but she still has too many of her teeth which he finds unattractive. Cause in Alabama there's a reason they call it a Toothbrush. Here's his last girlfriend:

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    lsu-i-like Playoff advocate

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    Horse is an acquired taste.
     
  10. ehusson80

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    That's what I tell all my girlfriends...
    Duh, dun chisssh
     
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