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Tim Tebow performed circumcisions on kids from foreign countries.

 

We all know he is a saint. Saint Timothy, I wonder what his 2 miracles are.

1 is winning an NFL playoff game. What's the other?

 

Changing water into wine. Come over and I'll drink a bottle with you.

 

He made it rain in Tiger Stadium? Does that count?

 

That's no miracle. I've made it rain at a strip club. Of course Tim has a lot more money than me so maybe he can make it rain in Tiger Stadium.

 

He cried his wee eyes out in 2007

 

Let's hear it from our panel of former Popes:

Not a Miracle! Come back when you can walk on water!

 

John Paul is being vaulted into sainthood because he performed 2 miracles, both after death.

 

And that my friends is a miracle. Do you think Bear Bryant is still coaching through Nick Saban?

 

@mancha What do you think Peyton Manning would say about Phil Fulmer?

@LaSalleAve Perception isn't always reality. Just like Peyton with Fulmer, what do you think Tebow would say about Meyer?