Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.

I'd let her beard me.

i.e. Use my face as a bicycle seat.

Plus, Fleck is really good looking!

Would you be an "older woman/cougar" to him?

Yes,I hate to admit that I would, in fact, be a decade (or a little more) older than him.

Now that's enough of that young lady.

They say 50="new 30"!

Well, I'm not quite 50...just yet. Give me 4 years...

Not quite old enough to be his momma?

I figured that but just thought I would let you know!