A pint and you don't remember? You sir, are not practicing enough. Buy a 750ML bottle and take a shot every 10 minutes, man you have to over train to get anywhere. Some simple rules before you begin endurance training: GIVE YOUR CAR KEYS TO SOMEONE ELSE! Don't substitute your horse for the car whose keys you can't find. If you do find yourself on horseback, do not wheel your steed in midst of strangers or race vehicles through the field serving as a parking lot. Have friends who will tie you to the tailgate of your truck to prevent you from wandering off and getting into fights. While tied to the tailgate of your truck, do not pull passing females into the bed of your truck. Their boyfriend or husband will take exception to this practice. Make sure your friends really are as bad-assed as you THINK you are while inebriated. They can save your life. Last rule: Don't ask me how I know these rules are important.
Funny.:hihi: I hate drinking during games, I miss most of the game gazing into space or running to the bathroom or blabbin' about things definitely not as important as LSU Football.
I don't know why, but that part made me laugh. :hihi: Maybe it's because I can never remember why I can't recall most of the game the next day. I now realize that I too am gazing into space. :hihi:
