OMG!!!!! I cannot believe this thread is still going!!! hahahaha......I have been out of here for way too long!!!
i treat this thread as if it means "nothing" in the seinfeldian sense, the excruciating minutiae of life. item 1: in my neighborhood there is a transsexual thing that parades around, up and down with sexy clothes on. so from a distance you cannot really understand the full horribleness of the situation. two times i had been lucky enough to walk behind this dude/lady, and it is funny as hell. you see dudes down the street, they see him/her, and they are perked up, they think they are checking out a slutty chick wearing revealing clothes. but then as you get closer, their smiles fade, and their expression changes from glee to sadness and eventually self loathing. it is also fantastic if one dude figures it out first, then watches their buddy, then rags on them for liking the tranny for too long. 2. also, often when you get off the train and walk home late at night, there are not many people on the street. so as you get further from the station, the place is more deserted. and inevitably there is a lone woman walking ahead of you, and she is nervous to be alone or whatever, and it is annoying because they make you feel like a predator, with their cellphones out and looking over their shoulder like you are about to jump them. i want to grab them and beat them until they realize i am harmless.
