This is Awbarn Football....lol..

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Like SH*T, Hail Marys Happen. Maybe the Plain Eagles should have played better defense.
     
  2. Auburn Tiger

    Auburn Tiger Founding Member

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    From the home office in Tuscaloosa, here are the Top Ten Signs that Alabama Football Hasn't Been the Same Since the Bear...

    10. Alabama's gone through more coaches than McDonald’s does assistant managers.

    9. Bryant-Denny Stadium was expanded twice in a decade on the insistance that more people needed to “see to believe” how bad Alabama has become.

    8. When the realization hit Mike Price that he was the coach of Alabama, he literally drank and screwed himself out of the job.

    7. Alabama's been on probation more times than Robert Downey, Jr.

    6. Players used to come to Alabama because of school loyalty...We have to buy our athletes these days.

    5. Coach Bryant’s replacement looked like Al Bundy.

    4. Fans have since realized that there are at least ten other sports played at Alabama.

    3. Bama fans get nervous watching the Vanderbilt game.

    2. Lee Corso actually pulls for Alabama on GameDay.

    And the number one sign that Alabama football hasn’t been the same since the Bear...

    Fans watching a game at Bryant-Denny Stadium now have to pour Jack Daniels in their Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola.
     
  3. Auburn Tiger

    Auburn Tiger Founding Member

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    You are right, they do happen. You guys had one against Kentucky. Auburn's DB should have kept his balance. Anyone who watched the game and has a smidgen of objectivity will tell you Auburn beat Georgia's a@@ all over the field that night. But, UGA won the game where it mattered, on the scoreboard. That's cool, things like that happen occasionally. Auburn had 3 of those games last season. They are fun to watch unless you're on the other side. UGA won't be so lucky this year!!
     
  4. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    One word, a**hole: SCOREBOARD! Now, let me save you the trouble. 31-7 31-7... ad nauseum.
     
  5. Auburn Tiger

    Auburn Tiger Founding Member

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    No need to get all snippy there Boudreaux. Unless you're part mocking bird, I think I mentioned Georgia beat us where it counted. Is Breaux Bridge anywhere near the chemical plants? I wasn't even going to mention THE SCORE, but it's nice to know you remember what it was, so that will suffice. See you in Red Stick, loser.
     
  6. SouthLink02

    SouthLink02 Founding Member

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    It was 20 years. And do you realize that the Aubies are on 13 and counting? 13!!!! Don't preach to me about a drought because that is one. Funny how you all always bitched about not winning the SEC and now you cant even win it yourself. Or heck, when you tried you all were on probation, LOL.

    And spare me the luck crap, UGA whipped your little ass up and down the field in the 2nd half. 6 straight 3 and out possession while MUSA murdered you all on the ground. Go look up the stats. Typical idiot.
     
  7. SouthLink02

    SouthLink02 Founding Member

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    What the hell are you talking about? UGA owned your ass in the 2nd half. OWNED.

    First Downs...AU - 16, UGA - 15
    Net Yards..UGA - 335, AU - 332
    Return Yards..UGA - 144, AU - 70

    Like...am I missing something? Where is this whipping?
     
  8. BamaSam

    BamaSam Freshman

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    SouthLink,
    It's unfair to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
     
  9. SouthLink02

    SouthLink02 Founding Member

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    LOL, it's like....HELLO????
     
  10. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    TO AUBURN (Can't use their own mascot)Tiger: Doesn't Auburn have a board? Why don't you mosey your sunburned neck on over there Goober.
     

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