A man saw a lady with a really nice big rack. So he asks, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for a $1,000?" She agrees, opens her shirt and the man rubs his face in her boobs for awhile,.. eventually the gal asks, "aren't you going to bite them?", he replies, "nope, it's too expensive"
O the joy ,.. is what Meriwether Lewis wrote, when he first sighted the Pacific Ocean. it's my pleasure, Winston