http://www.newsweek.com/chemical-mcdonalds-fries-may-cure-male-baldness-study-say-799439?amp=1

If that's true why does Mr potatohead need a plastic moustache ???

Is that why you went to McDonald's today?

I guess that's what I get for eating Wendy's burgers.

I heard this a few years back but never confirmed that Burger King was the world's largest buyer of bovine eyeballs.

Sounds like something out of a Grimm's fairy tale.

Is that what you call it.

If it's true...half of my old girlfriends would have had hairy Titties !!!#

They likely do now.

What do Sonic fries do?

Don't they have tater tots instead of fries?