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  1. wreak havoc.
  2. I've only been there once but I noticed that there are no trees any higher than 20 to 30 feet tall. Seems kinda weird
  3. This, I like. In fact, I ain't waiting. I am moving soon to a rural setting away from all the traffic, noise, people. I like big pine trees.

  4. pine trees are a mess.
  5. If they line the highway, it works for me. I also like cedar and live oak.
  6. Pine trees are a fortune, amigo. Trust me on this one. You plant a shitload of them, fuck around and chase skirt for 30 years and then make a windfall profit. And you make money off the hunting leases and the oil leases along the way.

    It's the easiest buck on earth. Makes your dick mucho duro, amigo.

    If you are an ambitious young man with disposable income and not buying timberland, your priorities need re-assessment.
  7. im aware of their worth. somewhat. I was simply throwing out my personal opinion of pine trees.

    also, no more dick talk. I hate that more than pine trees.
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  8. Sounds like a country girl already. Learn how to make red-eye gravy, a proper roux, decent biscuits, grits, and turnip greens and we may adopt you into the SEC.
  9. I love the smell of pine trees in the morning. It smells like . . . victory.
  10. I can make an excellent cat head biscuit. I think I read somewhere around here that store bought roux works just as good. I like kale....turnips not so much. Now if ya'll could fix the weather a bit so I can grow some avocado trees, things would be perfect.
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