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Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by LSUpride123, Jan 12, 2018.

  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    I'd be a great lawyer because I am great.

    The flip side

    "Men, we need to take this hill"

    "Nah, we are just going to go 100 feet or so, we don't need to get to the top"

    Bang

    Dead on 1st base
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    You must acquit because my head is too big for my hat to fit.
     
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  3. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    *pushes tirk aside* Let me put this in terms you'll understand. If you're going to the bar and you know this hot girl will be there after her sorority party. You increase your chances of taking her home if you shit, shower, and shave rather than just going all ragged out after you and your boys came in from frogging in the crawfish lakes.

    And make sure you have clean underwear - no skid marks- cause you don't want to settle for one, you're always looking for extra bases.
     
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  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    I'm gonna dismiss without prejudice but with the courts assessment of ptsd and possible extreme alcoholism.
     
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  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Ahhh you're getting closer.
     
  6. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali The Bionic Burro

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    Add to that the emotional trauma set on from princess and this one is in the books, with no appeal.

    Off to the oyster bar...
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    You skirts are weak in the wrist. Big juicy down the middle and you wusses want to bunt. What a sissy way out. Park that bitch over the wall and take a 2 run lead.

    Every time.
     
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  8. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Now that blonde one could represent anyone right out the gate. He's the byproduct of her more formative years and is slightly aware but realizes he's better off staying in the dark. I tend to agree. We often honor each other in remembrance what could have been each time we take a shot.
     
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  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Never ending mental assault
     
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  10. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Dam, pretty rough on your boy. Don't forget it's ME you dislike.
     
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