I'd be a great lawyer because I am great. The flip side "Men, we need to take this hill" "Nah, we are just going to go 100 feet or so, we don't need to get to the top" Bang Dead on 1st base
*pushes tirk aside* Let me put this in terms you'll understand. If you're going to the bar and you know this hot girl will be there after her sorority party. You increase your chances of taking her home if you shit, shower, and shave rather than just going all ragged out after you and your boys came in from frogging in the crawfish lakes. And make sure you have clean underwear - no skid marks- cause you don't want to settle for one, you're always looking for extra bases.
I'm gonna dismiss without prejudice but with the courts assessment of ptsd and possible extreme alcoholism.
Add to that the emotional trauma set on from princess and this one is in the books, with no appeal. Off to the oyster bar...
You skirts are weak in the wrist. Big juicy down the middle and you wusses want to bunt. What a sissy way out. Park that bitch over the wall and take a 2 run lead. Every time.
Now that blonde one could represent anyone right out the gate. He's the byproduct of her more formative years and is slightly aware but realizes he's better off staying in the dark. I tend to agree. We often honor each other in remembrance what could have been each time we take a shot.