The Next James Bond is...

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  1. watson1880

    watson1880 Founding Member

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    And the new JAMES BOND IS....
     
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    watson1880 Founding Member

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    … same as the previous one
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    locoguano Founding Member

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    Don't be surprised if they fuck up the franchise and go the Doctor Who route...
    "Jane... Jane Bond."
     
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Or a gay Bond. Agent Double O 69.
     
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    Stringer Bell
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Stripper name.
     
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    "James Bond fans wanting 007 to be either black or female are in for a double treat — with the movie spy about to be played by a black woman, according to a report on Sunday.

    British actress Lashana Lynch, 31, will be introduced as the new 007 in what is being described as a ‘popcorn-dropping moment’ in the franchise’s 25th movie that is currently being filmed.

    But it is not a complete do-over — with her just taking James Bond’s secret agent number after he retires from MI6, the report states.

    Bond himself will still be played by Daniel Craig — and will still adhere to his old-fashioned macho characteristics, an insider told the UK paper.

    ‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.

    The insider called it a “pivotal scene” when Bond is called back from retirement and introduced to Lynch as the new 007."

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    The franchise is officially dead in my eyes.
     
  8. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    huh? Is it gonna be her...or him?
     
  9. COTiger

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    I haven't seen a Bond movie since James was played by Connery. Doesn't look like I've missed anything.
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    She is not even good looking. If they wanted a black woman they shouldn't have got Halle Berry.
     

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