The Football Gods have smiled upon LSU

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  1. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Victory for LSU

    The last victorious LSU fan will leave the Dome Tuesday morn
    Colored confetti piles will remain in stands emptied and forlorn
    All GLORY fleeting, yet a party continues on in the Vieux Carre
    LSU Tigers, Champs again, and all who love 'em scream hurray

    The gridiron battle fiercely contested 'til that Tide was turned
    That Crimson Quarterback McCarrion who got so badly burned
    A thunderous running back Richardson, the one they called TR
    Could not break the back of LSU and their Defense best by far

    Tide ne'er took it to da house but sallied back 'n forth all night
    It was a Tiger's game from the start, and Jefferson's last fight
    Thirty years ago, in the days of old, Bear was layed to ground
    Lost his last battle in Tigerland, and went out without a sound

    An old fashioned butt whipping took away the Bear's last pride
    A few months after the fateful date old Bastard Bear just died
    History repeats itself and the Football Gods watch from above
    There's no great secret in 2012, it's the LSU TIGERS they love

    Old Bastard Bear, when you died, the score was twenty to ten
    History will repeat itself when LITTLE BEAR gets whipped again
    Beaten in November and in January whipped again for a crystal
    Saban talked like a real big shot but Les had too hot of a pistol

    Nicky couldn't watch Les hoist crystal and get that big fat raise
    Nicky couldn't make the presser when they shower Les in praise
    Nicky couldn't bear to see Lester Miles crowned as the BCS king
    Nicky skulked on back to Tusk-a-loserville and didn't say a thing

    These days we live our cheers we give when TIGERS take a field
    We really raise that HOLY HELL when Little Nicky is made to yield
    Lester's whipped him now thrice, twas not nice, nor was apropos
    This Fall again, to Nick's chagrin, Les is gonna beat him some mo':hihi:

    In December 2012, when BCS bells ring and a final poll's unveiled
    Careful what you wish for Nicky and don't grab a Tiger by his tail
    You poach our fertile state for talent and grab the recruit or two
    But when you face Lester Miles, he'll beat that shight out of you:hihi:

    Victory is assured and Ramah's jinx has been layed to rest
    LSU Tigers will storm that Dome and pass the greatest test
    Lester Miles will raise the crystal and all the fans will cheer
    Football Gods have smiled on us in this championship year
     
  2. dudley

    dudley oops!

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    BRILLIANT!!! JUST BRILLIANT :thumb:
     
  3. Darth

    Darth Dark Lord of the SEC

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  4. ramahsghost

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    F-ing Love it!

    We need a fark with Saban asking Santa (Miles in disguise) for a game plan to beat LSU
     
  5. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    But, of course ...

    The Pick ...

    LSU 20 ... Bama 10

    Little Bear goes to texas and goes out just like Old Bear
     

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