The Desolation of Smaug

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by LaSalleAve, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Says a random internet troll. Seriously dude, go fuck yourself you pathetic bastard. Say something clever, then jerk off to it over and over because that's all you got homie.
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Thanks for proving my point. Now you can go back and play with your goblins
     
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  3. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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  4. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Not you too, at least we know you have been in the company of a woman in the last 20 years. Not sure if I can say the same about Bengal B, who is probably using his tears as lubrication to jerk off right now.
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I wouldn't have known about the tears but then I don't have your masturbatory expertise
     
  6. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    You forgot short, ugly, hairy. The only "normal" ones are the Elvish.
     
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  7. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    Slow your roll, bish. I dig the Hobbit.
     
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  8. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    im a big elvish fan.

    one day ill read lord of the hobbit rings or one of em. i did read the stupid vampire one when during katrina long ago. next hurricane, i got this.
     
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  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Damnit, I was gonna say slow your roll but @uscvball already said it to me so...

    Whole up swole up, dont be getting all panty bunched cause grown men don't play dungeons and dragons and that other nerdy shit. Its all good if you are into that, just don't ever come at me with that pot dont fuck up your brain shit again. Can't have it both ways homie. You and the amino need to get a firm grip on that reality.
     
  10. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Reminds me of this old Bill Hicks bit where he is at a Waffle House reading a book and the waitress says, "what choo readin for". Not what are you reading, but what are you reading for. Then a guy jumps up out of another booth and says, "well well well, looks like we got ourselves a reader". Like he walked into a klan rally in a boy george outfit.

    It's quite comical that internet trolls are trying to make themselves feel better about themselves by attempting to clown on others for reading.
     

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