A&M would offer the Devil himself if he was interested.

but there is almost no way Deion Sanders see all those freakazoids on that campus and says "oh yeah, this is the place for me!!"

“A&M would offer the Devil himself if he was interested.”. Nah… Nick Satan is not going to A&M despite the similarities between College Station and hell.

I said they would offer, not that he would take it.

Why can’t they go with him?

1 transfer in portal without sitting outa year

Theyd have to sit out if transferred again.

And that is why Prime to a&m won’t happen. That and the cultural fit (rather lack-there-of). But it’s a fun discussion.