So snakes are good God is bad in Rexie's world. Be glad to send him a few snakes from around the swamp where I live. I am also sure Australia and Africa would love to unload their snakes at Rexies house. He will be crying out for God, vipera ingrata! vipera ingrata!
Well, according to the Book they lived past "the day", just as the snake said. But you're not silly enough to believe there was an actual Adam and Eve, are you?
Can snakes talk? In a round-about way you acknowledge the metaphorical nature of the bible while trying to latch on to "accuracy" from the words of a reptile.
Of course not. And I like a good allegory as much as anybody. But that ain't good storytelling. It doesn't advance the notion that your God is in any way honorable.
In your world there is no Adam and Eve but there is Biden and Pelosi. When God was napping the Devil was busy creating those 2 and the DEMOCRATS.
