Texas fan nearly castrated in bloody bar scuffle in Okie Bar

Well, the jury I was in front of yesterday apparently thought I was pretty funny. :shock:

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Were you the lawyer or the defendant? Either way I'll pass on that drink offer :grin:

 

Now that is the post of the WEEK!!!!

 

Shouldn't all of this be on the calf fries thread?

http://www.tigerforums.com/good-eats/55134-mountain-oysters.html

 

Two cowboys, one from Texas and the other from Oklahoma, were riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. Well, the temptation was too much for the Oklahoma cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and had his way with the sheep.

Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back and asked his buddy from Texas if he wanted some.

"You bet!" was the enthusiastic reply as he jumped down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence.

 

This makes piss filled ballons look like the romper room ! :hihi:

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, double dis. Damn, that stings. :cry::cry::cry:

In fact, despite racking up ha-uuuuuuuge law school loans, I currently spend my days in public service prosecuting those who are alleged to have broken our criminal laws. That get me any points? :shock:

At any rate, that was funny. It's been a while since I've been so effectively double teamed. :lol:

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