Texas fan nearly castrated in bloody bar scuffle in Okie Bar

Nope--wear it proudly. Most OU fans still remember that beating (far worse than the score indicated) that they took from us--only to follow that up with a straight up beating from USC the next season.

 

That just plain sicko. He needs more time than 5 years for doing that to this guy!!!

 

oh, i wear my lsu gear proudly. all the time! but i am beginning to feel like maybe i should watch my back.:hihi:

 

At least you don't have to worry about your "chainsaw."

 

Oh my Lord. I just read the article (I had heard about the incident but didn't know details). There are so many priceless tidbits in there.

The victim is a meat cutter? Shouldn't that be the defendant?

The defendant was reacting to being "aggressively touched" by the victim? What type of touching could be more aggressive than the ripping out of another man's doodads?

The defendant's next court appearance (probably not his trial, but it would be perfect if it was) is two days before the Red River Shootout. Considering the fact that the victim was wearing white shorts and the agressive touching was apparently bloody, couldn't the court appearance be called the Red Testicle Yankout?

Radio callers in Oklahoma have said the Texas fan deserved what he got? That's got to be a variation on the old Texas murder defense of "he needed killin'."

Man, I could go on and on.

Ok, ma'am, if we ever run into each other out in the jungles of Houston, I've just got to buy you a drink for that line. That made my day, my week, my month and very likely my year. :thumb:

 

Do you write for Letterman? You have a future there if you don't. :thumb:

 

So glad this testy-grabbing idiot doesn't live here or represent LSU as a fan. Unfortunately I think there are a few out there that come close...:dis:

What really blows my mind is how he's only being charged with aggravated assault? Couldn't "man purse snatching" result in bleeding to death, in which case attempted murder charges are deserved?

Later,
Fur

 

No, I don't write for Letterman, but thanks for the compliment. BTW, I gave a speech about three years ago at a once-a-year event and the guy who was supposed to give the next year's speech to the same group came up to me after and said he was going to have a hard time following me because I was as funny as Letterman. So, believing in the rule of threes, I'll get another Letterman comparison about 2010. :shock:

 

Nah, with one of those, women can have all the "Chainsaws" they want. :hihi:

 

Sounds like you have a future in stand up. :thumb: