Terrell Owens still doesn't get the ball enough

everytime I hear that sound bite it makes me laugh.

 

If we can't love ourselves, who else can love us?

 

too easy..... must resist.......

 

No, please, go ahead. I need a good laugh...

 

Sweaty Gay Mexican Lumberjack Being Stabbed To Death By Elmo In A Broken Down Golf Cart

1 oz X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
1.75 oz Tortilla Tequila
.50 oz Amaretto di Saronno
Fill- Cranberry Juice
.50 oz Midori Liqueur
1 oz Grenadine

 

I was wondering what Krypto was going to come up with, but your drink titles are always good for a chuckle, Cali.

 

hehe, i really had nothing funny other than asking for pics. Sorry my brain lives in the gutter.

 

Oh, I didn't realize you were Tirk's neighbor...