Take note Tigers: Rebels make it personal

Cat Squirrel · Nov 21, 2003

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Bestbank Tiger · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by EtolonelColonel
The comedy starts.

Last night I went to the bar on the Square to have some drinks before a big pep rally on the Square. There I saw the first LSU fan I'd seen yet this week. He was wearing an LSU cap, a gold chain and a wispy redneck psuedo-mustache.

I simply cannot make up stuff funnier than reality.
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Milk mustache smack from an Ole Miss fan, of all people??!

Cat Squirrel · Nov 21, 2003

Ya know why Ole Miss girls are called Southern Belles?

Cause they always have a dong in 'em.

SabanFan · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by EtolonelColonel
You have to use Photoshop to make one of ours have such a disgraceful upper lip.

Yours was there, breathing, at the bar.
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That wasn't Photoshop Cornhole Colonel. To paraphrase Old Milwaukee "It don't get no wispier than that."

TylerDurden · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by TigerEducated
I sent the author of the article a response...

To see it, scroll down after clicking this link...

http://www.tigerforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8764&perpage=30&pagenumber=2
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Tiger-edgy-cated, I read your letter and must say it was well deserved. Did you happen to read in today's Reveille the "off the cuff" column?

Your complaining about professionalism in a student newspaper? Who cares. These writers are kids who still live at home when not in school, not professionals.

Why so edgy?

DDTigerFan · Nov 21, 2003

You douche, that is not photoshopped...Eli is really that gay!

DDTigerFan · Nov 21, 2003

He is constantly poking fun at himself because of his weight. He's a great guy.

G_MAN113 · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by DDTigerFan
You douche, that is not photoshopped...Eli is really that gay!
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Yeah, you can't fake a weakass pube mustache like that.

Cat Squirrel · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by EtolonelColonel
I'll tell you what. I don't care that he's got a dildo strapped to his face. He's the best QB in the nation.
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Ummm OK

msully · Nov 21, 2003

Originally posted by FightinTIGER
Since it's been decades since Old Mess has had anything that resembles a football program, we Tiger fans have lost sight of the depth of their jealousy and hatred for all things LSU and Louisiana.

Not since coach Saban left Michigan State for LSU have I seen more insulting, vile, and ignorant trashing of Louisiana or LSU as Old Mess fans have spewed. The type of stereotypical insults that Southerners have endured for years from yankees are thrown about from none other than the official news publication of Old Mess.

Statements from Old Mess' official publication:

"...my hatred of the Bayou "

"...slope-headed goobers "

"...there isn't much going on in central Louisiana (other than daily reenactments of "Deliverance")

"...gene pool bonanzas"

"...copulating with your cousin/sibling/household pet...barnyard animals...Glamour Shots portrait of Matt Mauck. "

"...redneck America"

This short list of infuriating, insulting lies pales in comparison to what most Old Mess fans are saying around town and on the internet.

So Tigers, if the SECCG and a shot at the national title aren't enough to make you want to beat the hell out of the Ole Miss Fighting Eli's just remember that not only did they call your sister a "slope-headed goober" but they said that you have sex with her as well.

Remember that when you are face to face with them on the field Saturday.

PS- They better hope their Louisiana born, slope-headed quarterback isn't copulating his brother Peyton or it could get real ugly on Saturday.
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Where did you find that I would go to it if you could put up a link

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