Sadly, neither can I. I feel badly that I have had to resort to a seedy life of petty crime. I feel even worse that I won't have to clean up the mess. Consequences, be damned!
Mama tried to raise me better but her pleadin' I denied. That leaves no one but me to blame but Mama tried.
But it CAIN'T be ME ! It's GOTTA be THE SYSTEM ! I ain't NEVER DONE NUTHIN' WRONG ! They're just TRYIN" to keep a man DOWN !