1. Damn, so you mean I gotta buy the little shit clothes??? There goes my weed money.
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  2. I used to work with a guy named Trey who said if he was desperate to get laid he would cruise the abortion clinics and look for chicks to pick up.
  3. A guy back in the dormitory days who ate dinner with us in the cafeteria would often go over to the women's dorms after dinner and overtly proposition them as they walked in. He said he never had to suffer more than 20 indignant stares, 10 profane rejections and 2 feminist lectures before one would say "OK". Fortune favors the bold.
  4. When I was stationed in The Philippines, I did a lot of work with unwed mothers.
  5. Is that what they called them back then? A handful of pesos would go a long way
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  6. Such bullsh. Science has proven that in this day and age, homotonin does not act as a free radical in the family jewels, it acts as a free lilberal.
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  7. Ouch!
  8. a lot of "work" ;)
  9. He meant subsidized the grocery budget