true, but with one slight exception. being a man, sf has made it more complicated than it should be. so i have are only a few rules. 1. you will cheer for my team or i will kill you. the only exception is during the week that my team plays yours. during that week it is permissible for me to not speak to you unless its to throw out the occasional "tiger bait". 2. cooking will be done when i want. otherwise, you need to go get take out for us. 2. leave me alone on game days. if and when i want to talk to you or need anything, i will let you know. otherwise, stay away. if you stick your head in my office to ask how my game is going, be prepared to have it ripped off.
You can tell SabanFan has been married for 100 years. These rules will NOT get you laid, bachelors! Most of them still apply of course, but you have to be charming and appear to be thoughtful and thank them profusely for wiping up that spilled beer. The goal is to enjoy the hell out of the game with your chums and still get to enjoy the rest of the evening, after the game.
Your right with most women but I think okie, batty, and I could care less about the rules and I am sure Stacey will agree when she shows up!
I see this as a way to weed out the riff raff and find a decent woman. If you are going to be disgusted with the rules then you probably might just be half the woman you say you are. Jus sayin!
Brother I prefer an indecent woman. Those are wife rules again, not girlfriend rules. When they get up in the morning and go home, I don't care if they like football or not. :grin: .
really agree with this one. i also dont like insincere interest. like asking what the score is. if you really care, you'll sit down and watch (THE WHOLE GAME). and please, no comments about any uniforms or cheerleaders. (how was that, sf? better than disagreeing with the other nine points?)
Everytime my wife asked who's playing I'd say "Toledo and Topeka". She eventually quit asking. Actually, I've been married for 5 wonderful years...out of 34.
true. because we think the rules are pretty much in reverse. i was trying to be polite with my rules above. when i said what i meant was, "when i want to talk to you or need to get laid, i will let you know." sometimes, the ladies are just as serious about fb!
red needs to read the book "man: the book" by clay travis who wrote dixieland delight. its a book of nothing but man rules. and it is hysterical, but often times has a lot of truth to it. rule #251
