Songs that make your skin crawl

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  1. northernvatiger

    northernvatiger Founding Member

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    I'm with you, especially Barbara Streisand. In particular, she and Don Johnson did a terrible duet in the late '80's. One of the worst songs in the history of recorded music. The only reason I know of the song is I was an on-air personality at light rock radio station at the time. That was definitely a song that induced vomiting!
     
  2. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Anything by Def Leppard after dude got his limb whacked off. Complete garbage and no, I don't really care that he can play the drums with his feet. The music sucks.
     
  3. LSUMASTERMIND

    LSUMASTERMIND Founding Member

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    Any song Nelly has ever made.
     
  4. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Funny, that is like the only rap I can listen to.
     
  5. Chase4LSU

    Chase4LSU Waiting on Mettenberger

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    No unwarrented bandaids for you either, huh?
     
  6. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Dude, the Humpty Dance was the ish.
     
  7. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    yeah it was.
    "now gather round, i'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the underground..."
    du hast. yes, that sucks. big time. but i like on a boat just cuz it was good comedy.
     
  8. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    The Logical Song is easily one of my top 100 songs of all time.

    Funny how opinions differ so greatly.
     
  9. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Here is my salute to the incredibly disgusting decade of the 80s. If you even "like" any of these songs shown here, kill yourself.

    Falco - Dir Kommissar
    Falco - Rock me Amadeus
    The Clash - Rock the Cazbah
    Nina - 99 Luft Phucking Balloons
    Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy for My Obviously Gay Self (90s song, so bad that I'll still include it here)
    Katrina and the Dikes - Walking on Sunshine
    Bertie Higgins - Key Largo
    Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
    Beach Boys - Kokomo (and almost every other Beach Boys song)
    Huey Lewis and the News - Hip to Be Sqaure (and everything else he did)
    100 Various Idiots - We Are the World
    Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
    Starship - We Built This City
    Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dream, Get Into My Car
    Basil - Mickey
    Prince - Bat Dance
    The Escaoe Club - Wild Wild West
    Debbie Gibson - Lost in Your Eyes (don't even know this song, but am positive it sucks beyound comprehension)
    John Parr - St. Elmo's Fire
    Martika - Toy Soldiers
    Huey Lewis and the News - Stuck With You (told you everything they did sucked)
    Milli Vanilli - anything and everything they ever recorded
    Roxette - The Look
    New Kids on the Block - come on, child please, dude!
    Stevie Wonder - I Just Called to Say I Phucked Up (recording this song)
    Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam - Lost in Emotion
    The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyption
    Paula Abdul - Cold Hearted
    Huey Lewis and the News - Jacob's Ladder (not convinced yet?)
    Poison - Every Rose Had It's Thorn (easily could be argued worst song of all time)
    Tiffany - whatever that skank bitch recorded
    Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam - Head to Toe (You can have a "Name your worst Lisa Lisa song" contest)
    Chicago - Look Away (why didn't you just disband after Cetera left)
    Billy Joel - Uptown Girl (Billy, you're kidding right?)
    Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands to Yourself
    Eddie Grant - Electric Avenue
    Musical Youth - Pass the Duchie (pass the what?)
    Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind
    The Bangles - Manic Monday (they had a slew of vomit inducing songs)
    Was Not Was - Walk the Dinosaur
    Timbuk 3 - The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
    Don Johnson - Heartbeat (will simply assume this blows)
    Aerosmith - anything after 1978
    Eddie Murphy - Potty all the Time
    Taco - Putting on the Ritz
    Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
    Barry Manilow - Some Kind of Friend
    Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract
    Culture Club - Tumble 4 Ya
    Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night
    Elton John - Who Wears These Shoes
    Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
    Buckner and Garcia = Pac Man Fever
    McCartney/Wonder - Ebony and Ivory
    McCartney/Jackson - Say Say Say
    REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Felling
    Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a Place on Earth
    Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
    Too Shy Shy - Kaja Goo Goo
    True - Spandau Ballet

    There is about 18,613 80s songs I can't think of off the top of my head just as bad as the one listed here.
     
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  10. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    as a kid, I liked Toy Soldiers.

    ...Eminem did too, he redid it.
     

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