You don’t carry around sunglasses? Pop em on and stare away. You can turn your head slightly the other way while your eye fuck her.
You should've just pulled out your phone, told her dressed like that she obviously doesn't care who looks, and snapped a pic, smiled and told her your buddy is going to love that pic and walked off.
So, the young lady that doused my shoes with beer who is currently sleeping in my bed and has been sucking my soul away slowly and painfully for the past 12 years (lol j/k or am I) we were on a date before we were married in Denton TX, and she caught me looking at the waitresses tits. Never lived it down, she still brings it up, it’s rare now, she has to be really pissed but it’s still in the arsenal. And @shane0911 the way around the camera thing is just walk up to her say, I can’t belive this, I am such a fan. Your music is an inspiration to me and it helped me survive a near death accident. Would you please take a selfie with me, I can’t believe it’s really you.
Women are like elephants. Even the skinny ones. They never forget. And with each retelling you are a bigger and bigger asshole.