So there I am at the grocery store minding my own business, just there to grab a few things. I'm checking out the pork roast and then she appeared. Not a stunner by any stretch but not bad either. What she did have was the most amazing set of tits. How might I know such information you might ask? Well, because I could freaking see them! I dont mean like they were there and oh she has bigguns I mean I could see them. To include the shiny little bars she had through each nipple. So I have to ask, why wear a shirt that is not only form fitting like a titty sock but one that is completely see through if you dont want people to look. Especially horn dogs like me. I did my best not to stare but I'm sure I failed miserably. It probably wasn't by coincidence that we ended up on the same isle going opposite directions a couple few times but damn. I need a way to conceal a go pro.