Someone help me out here

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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    So there I am at the grocery store minding my own business, just there to grab a few things.

    I'm checking out the pork roast and then she appeared. Not a stunner by any stretch but not bad either. What she did have was the most amazing set of tits. How might I know such information you might ask? Well, because I could freaking see them!

    I dont mean like they were there and oh she has bigguns I mean I could see them. To include the shiny little bars she had through each nipple.

    So I have to ask, why wear a shirt that is not only form fitting like a titty sock but one that is completely see through if you dont want people to look. Especially horn dogs like me.

    I did my best not to stare but I'm sure I failed miserably. It probably wasn't by coincidence that we ended up on the same isle going opposite directions a couple few times but damn.

    I need a way to conceal a go pro.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Ask tiga. I'm sure he knows how.
     
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    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    ten years of discipline,.. shot ta hell in an instant
     
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    Hopefully you didn't grab THOSE things.

    Most likely because the law doesn't allow women to go shirtless in public. Based on your description, I doubt she gives a crap who looks.

    Is that what y'all call an unexpected boner these days? Fascinating.
     
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  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Lol no. It's a good thing that didn't happen cause I was in gym shorts
     
  6. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    You could've been naked and she still wouldn't have noticed.


    Man you're problems run much deeper than I thought. Oh and this could be used against you in a divorce.
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    You really have no idea


    Shit, that ship has sailed.
     
  8. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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    You not defending the penal comment? They say a man who jokes about being small, or doesn't defend small comments, is hung. You mule.
     
  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    To quote the great @Cajun Sensation

    I'm hung like a light switch
     
  10. CalcoTiger

    CalcoTiger Live Long and Prosper IVI

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    Did you send this to penthouse letters.

    I bet it was too lame for them.

    Had you gone to the vegetable section and gotten busy you would get more congratulations LOL
     
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