So there I am at the grocery store minding my own business, just there to grab a few things. I'm checking out the pork roast and then she appeared. Not a stunner by any stretch but not bad either. What she did have was the most amazing set of tits. How might I know such information you might ask? Well, because I could freaking see them! I dont mean like they were there and oh she has bigguns I mean I could see them. To include the shiny little bars she had through each nipple. So I have to ask, why wear a shirt that is not only form fitting like a titty sock but one that is completely see through if you dont want people to look. Especially horn dogs like me. I did my best not to stare but I'm sure I failed miserably. It probably wasn't by coincidence that we ended up on the same isle going opposite directions a couple few times but damn. I need a way to conceal a go pro.
Hopefully you didn't grab THOSE things. Most likely because the law doesn't allow women to go shirtless in public. Based on your description, I doubt she gives a crap who looks. Is that what y'all call an unexpected boner these days? Fascinating.
You could've been naked and she still wouldn't have noticed. Man you're problems run much deeper than I thought. Oh and this could be used against you in a divorce.
You not defending the penal comment? They say a man who jokes about being small, or doesn't defend small comments, is hung. You mule.
Did you send this to penthouse letters. I bet it was too lame for them. Had you gone to the vegetable section and gotten busy you would get more congratulations LOL