Socialized medicine is for suckers

You ever drink those Mexican Cokes? The ones with real sugar. Tastes the way Coke used to taste. I mainly see them in independent concentration stores where a lot of Merican go.

 

Yes I love those. But they have to be in that glass bottle and cold as shit.

 

I think they only come in the glass bottle.

 

That’s the only way I’ve seen them. But they need to be cold to a point where a very tiny amount of the beverage has already frozen a little. Man those are good on a hot day.

 

Have y’all ever heard of medical tourism?

 

I've heard the term. Is that ehere somebody goes to a foreign country for surgery they won't do in his own country.

 

Yeah but they find it much cheaper and make a vacation out of it and save money.

 

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Bender Bender Bender

 

Just gonna park this here for later use.

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Because that's what I want to do. Load my family on a plane and fly to some shit hole to have surgery in a place that is less dirtier than a strip club bathroom.

Surprise kids were going to the Ukraine this summer! And Daddy might not come back at all.

God you are dumb