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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    You gay bastard
     
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  2. mctiger

    mctiger closet claustrophobic Staff Member

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    Shorts are fine, just not denim.
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    So here is how that went. I was a young Marine and this woman at the club, I was 19 or so and she had to be mid 20's or older got her claws into me.

    I should have known she was crazy when she was trying to give me road head on the way to her house. Trouble is she was driving the damn car!

    So after a night of debauchery the phone rings in the morning and wakes us up. It was then that I figured out she was married. When I heard her say "I don't care if the neighbors are watching " I was like where the hell is your back door and not the one I was in last night.

    She said she didn't have one so I said well I'm about to make one.

    Stupid ho
     
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  4. kcal

    kcal Founding Member

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    ho?

    have to ask which head were you thinking with?
     
  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    She was a ho, what more can I say
     
  6. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    Who do you think we are? Florida fans?
     
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  7. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Shit, meant “coke”
     
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  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I tried coke once. The carbonation messed up my nostrils.
     
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  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    My story isn't as colorful but it did involve a jealous ex boyfriend pointing a gun at me. And her. I was 30 so I was old enough to know better.
     
  10. kcal

    kcal Founding Member

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    that was you?
     

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