Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by mctiger, Aug 15, 2019.
You gay bastard
Shorts are fine, just not denim.
So here is how that went. I was a young Marine and this woman at the club, I was 19 or so and she had to be mid 20's or older got her claws into me.
I should have known she was crazy when she was trying to give me road head on the way to her house. Trouble is she was driving the damn car!
So after a night of debauchery the phone rings in the morning and wakes us up. It was then that I figured out she was married. When I heard her say "I don't care if the neighbors are watching " I was like where the hell is your back door and not the one I was in last night.
She said she didn't have one so I said well I'm about to make one.
have to ask which head were you thinking with?
She was a ho, what more can I say
Who do you think we are? Florida fans?
Shit, meant “coke”
I tried coke once. The carbonation messed up my nostrils.
My story isn't as colorful but it did involve a jealous ex boyfriend pointing a gun at me. And her. I was 30 so I was old enough to know better.
that was you?