Look here you dumbarses, LSU is going to have the game won by halftime. I know it, Rebel fans know it, you know it, the American people know it.

So why don't y'all come on down to the Grove about halftime and have a beer and some chicken wings! Take your shoes off...y'all comeback now, ya here!

Did y'all watch the Alabama game? Jackson was booming the kicks 9 yards deep in the end zone, and one out the back of the end zone. Reminded me of Wade Richy

I think Ole Miss only chance is to get up on us early, sort of like Florida did in the first half.

IF they get up by, say, 7 or 10 points and the game turns into both offenses trading scores back and forth, we may not catch them...but, seriously, nobody in their right mind sees a Tx Tech-Ole Miss kind of game here.

Remember LSU is the only major DIV 1A school to not give up 20 points or more in a game this year.

If we get up on them by 2-3 scores, it's over. Not because Eli can't sling it and make a few scores, but because we'll rotate our RBs and pount the sh**t out of them between the tackles, eating huge chunks of clock in the process.